Wish I was there . .
My passport is ready and I can be packed in minutes.

27 January 2009

Please Send . . .

Items needed:


Aspirin
Medical Kit
Ear Plugs
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
Juice Boxes
EpiPen for Peanut Allergies
Alprazolam
Tissues
Magic Lotion (Sanitizing Hand Gel)
White Wine
Patience

Will be chaperoning for a field trip to farm today. Fifty plus four-year-olds plus manure. You get the picture . . .

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I send it from Norway, you'll probably be safe back home before you get it :lol:
Don't forget to have fun too!

Rosie said...

I've got some Xanax spare but it might take a while to get there

Skogkjerring said...

Yeah I'm with Renny BA I could send ya something from Norway but it wouldn't get there before you are home, should have posted this earlier ;-) Important question is what is the child/adult ratio? If it's just you with 50 four year olds I'd probably call in sick...but if you have help...make the best of it, a little manure never killed anyone... ;-)HAHAHAHA!!!