Unknown number of over-eager high school students due upcoming Homecoming game and dance for which I am the faculty sponsor.
78 vocabulary quizzes that need grading
30 writing assignments to review
Twelve centerpieces to make for tables for dance
Four runny noses
Two very grouchy, combative children.
One off-duty officer to be hired for dance.
One sinus infection.
One husband who became nauseous and passed out due to sinus infection.
One discouraged, over-tired mother who wishes she could run away.