- We eat hot dogs, pizza, and scrambled eggs for dinner (not at the same time).
- Everyone takes an afternoon nap including me.
- Finger painting occurs daily.
- I allow Hew to run around with no pants on, thus forcing him to use the potty.
- I clean various bodily fluids and certain solids off the floor as a result of #5.
- Dora and Arthur are now a daily requirement (if you don't know Dora and Arthur, don't ask - you don't want to know).
- When PH calls, I spend much of the phone call giving the phone the finger as I listen to him talk about how he went to dinner in a restaurant with his brothers and they actually had a few drinks (yes, I know this was after his Grandma's funeral, but I'm still here and he is in NY by himself - yes, I'm being bitchy).
- I yell "Stop fighting!!!!!!!!!!" 1,368 times a day.
- Using the sprinkler outside counts as bathing.
- I wonder in amazement why more single parents are not institutionalized and I understand why certain animal species eat their young.
31 July 2006
When PH leaves . . .
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oh geeze - by the way read number 5 again...
Funny but not so funny.
I hope Aug 3rd comes up fast!
Thanks for the correction - should read #4. It is funny - just not right now :)
Just found you, and I must say, I go far off the beaten path when hubby is gone also.
And, I love to travel also but can't seem to find the time to leave this hemisphere.... *sigh*
SO, jealous.
Hi Sunshine! Glad you came to visit. Having kids certainly cuts into the traveling, doesn't it?
Ha ha! I thought I was reading my own words for a minute!
You mean the sprinkler outside only counts for a bath when someone's gone?? Damn, I've been doing it all wrong...
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