KK (meanders into kitchen holding her piggy bank): Momma, I want to buy a baby.
Hexe (distracted by hot items on stove): Uhuh.
KK (louder and more insistent): Momma! I got fifteen dollars. Is that enough to buy a baby?
Hexe (still preoccupied with hot stove): KK, you know that babies don't come from stores.
KK (sighing dramatically): I know that babies come from their mommy's belly, but then the mommy takes the baby to the grocery store for people to buy. So is fifteen dollars enough to buy a baby?
I have no idea where or how this thought developed as we have been to the grocery store more times than I can count and I have yet to see a baby aisle. Besides, if I knew during all those sleepless nights I could have sold my kids to Publix . . . . I think it best I don't finish this thought!